I need to appropriate* a great deal of your level-headedness.
*In case it isn't obvious, I used this word intentionally because of all the discussion on Jez about people stealing characteristics from other sets of people. You have something I want and need. That is one damn fine and admirable quality you got there.… »
While watching herself on TV, LiLo said to herself, "I can relate to that girl..." Whaaaaa?
Also a small part of me wonders if maybe possibly her miscarriage did not actually truly 100% happen because she wasn't pregnant in the first place........maybe? I guess I just don't find her credible. Ever. :/ »
I was told today that I am anti-Catholic and a former favorite student of mine has stopped speaking to me (those were her parting words anyway) because I made a joke about Jesus giving kids jellybeans. I am A FUCKING BITCH. »
James Deen is Jewish. But I don't know if I think his comment is funny or shitty. It is super-insulting. But is it super-insulting if you're saying it about "your own kind?" I don't know. »
Ears, shmears! Arms, shmarms! (I guess...?)
Let's see a photo of you. Post one. (Your critques of famous people's body parts doesn't matter to me. I'm just stirring the shit pot. Aren't I charming?!) »
Another woman could still be Idris Elba's girlfriend. In fact, he'll likely get more attention from other women now. »
I liked it when he spoke at the Boston bombing memorial service the other day and talked about how he hates the Red Sox. That was fun. »
Why do I find it difficult to believe that Adam Levine shtupped her? »ETA: Oh, I know. Because he only shtupps models.