Back in the good ol' days when people used mercury thermometers, my infant son had a bad cold/fever. I had to keep track of his temperature because - in case you don't know - high fevers can be dangerous for infants. So there I was holding the Vaseline-lubed thermometer in his tiny little rectum, and this adorable‚Ķ » 9/12/14 8:10pm 9/12/14 8:10pm