I was told today that I am anti-Catholic and a former favorite student of mine has stopped speaking to me (those were her parting words anyway) because I made a joke about Jesus giving kids jellybeans. I am A FUCKING BITCH. »
James Deen is Jewish. But I don't know if I think his comment is funny or shitty. It is super-insulting. But is it super-insulting if you're saying it about "your own kind?" I don't know. »
Ears, shmears! Arms, shmarms! (I guess...?)
Let's see a photo of you. Post one. (Your critques of famous people's body parts doesn't matter to me. I'm just stirring the shit pot. Aren't I charming?!) »
Another woman could still be Idris Elba's girlfriend. In fact, he'll likely get more attention from other women now. »
I liked it when he spoke at the Boston bombing memorial service the other day and talked about how he hates the Red Sox. That was fun. »
Why do I find it difficult to believe that Adam Levine shtupped her? »ETA: Oh, I know. Because he only shtupps models.
Ironically, Jelly Belly beans have always sucked dick.
(I have no idea if that's ironic or not; I just don't like their jelly beans at all.) »
I sincerely don't understand how he figured out he was accepted because it seemed like he just read a few numbers aloud...? Do I have to assume he read much more than he recited? There are holes in this script, you guys. »
Look, you do what works best for you and your family. Anyone who doesn't like it can screw. You are not required to justify anything. Feminism is about freedom of choice. »
Does anyone else find them to be an unlikely couple? (I'm not suggesting their relationship is a publicity stunt. I'm just saying I don't get it.)
ETA: I watched the clip. Whoopie knows what I'm sayin'. »
Huh, ya don't say. I would not have guessed that Photoshop makeup was standard. (That is - the addition of makeup other than foundation.) So "they" can decide later on exactly how they want her face to look, I suppose? Interesting. »